1. Freud is your best friend. -Lexi Salvadore, freshman
Sigmund Freud is someone who is, as Salvadore said, “constantly brought up in your conversations.” When in doubt, Freud it out.
2. You live in the basement of North Quad. -Berkley Conner, graduate student
You see your classmates more than your family. Life in the basement is “all psych labs, no cell service,” said Connor.
3. You’re constantly analyzing others. -Frances Coolman, sophomore
Conversations are more like evaluations.
4. Your brow is forever furrowed. -Melchizedek Abraham Robinson, junior
You’re always thinking…always.
5. You’re constantly reading self-motivational books and other psych literature. -Coolman
Even if it’s just flipping through the pages.
6. You feel the need to understand everything about everyone. -Salvadore
Every person has a “story,” as Salvadore said, to be heard.
7. You may have numerous tattoos, piercings, and/or crazy hair. -Tasha Chopra
Hey, your major can be quirky, and that sometimes extends to your style.