Earlier this week, a friend was conveying some frustrations to me (as she traditionally does). This time, it was about the joys of roommates. It seems that one of her roomies was in some hot water with the utility company ... which could result in a lack of hot water for the rest of the residence.
As my collegiate career comes to a close, this conversation got me thinking about some of the trials and tribulations I've experienced through my college career when it comes to rooming companions. I've had some great times with roommates. Some of them have been my most trusted friends - the people I would go to for advice on most anything.
I've also, like so many others, had some not-so-great experiences. You know, the people who cause you to fight the urge to lock your underwear drawer and incline you to have the cops on speed dial.
However, it's so easy nowadays to prevent pure frustration before it happens. All it takes is a little research. And Google.
Step 1: Google your roomie (or potential roomie, if you're lucky). See what comes up. Awards, personal resume Web sites and minor mentions in the local newspaper are all decent signs. Except when the "minor mention" in the paper appears under the arrest log. Then, it's time to start asking more questions. Also, any time his or her name appears under the headline "suspect in custody," you're probably better off looking for a new roomie.
Step 2: Ask a few basic questions. Are they employed? Will they be able to make rent? What time do they normally wake up in the morning? Have they been convicted of a felony in the past 12 months? You know, standard questions.
Step 3: Once you begin the process of cohabitation, set some ground rules. Whoever fills the sink does the dishes. Switch off taking out the trash. Always close the door to the meth lab when entering and exiting.
But personally, I don't think I could do better than my current roommate.
He moved in this past August, and to date, I've yet to hear him speak. He doesn't take up a lot of room, and he's quite the minimalist when it comes to entertainment, food and washroom facilities. His hygiene ranks higher than some of my classmates. He never has guests, and although he sometimes keeps odd hours, he's always very respectful -- ensuring to keep quiet when I'm asleep.
Oh, and he'll chase a laser pointer for hours. Cats do that.
However, if you're not fortunate enough to share a residence with a feline friend, I do suggest following the steps above to try and prevent potential problems with roommates.
Write to Sean at spokey@bsu.edu
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